January 2012
We’ll be censoring all of Tumblr in order to...
Grades don't define intelligence and age doesn't...
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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PON PON WAY WAY WAY PON PON WAY PON WAY PON PON WAY WAY PON PON PON WAY WAY PON WAY PON WAY WAY.
i hate when you’re in the middle of reading a fic
and all of sudden you just can’t figure out what position they’re in
like, how is his hand there?
that doesn’t make sense?
omg that one is on the left side of the bed?
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
ayyetrish:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
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When your internet disconnects during an important...
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me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
cute girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
Reblog if a band has made you a happier person.
